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mild-bloom:

i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism

(via sammysnipple)

helioscentrifuge:

gunz4hands:

new school year

did you mean:

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beatlesblaine:

the price of a popcorn and soda at target: $1.99

the price of a popcorn and soda at the movies: an entire month’s rent and your first born child

(via neverjudgeablogbyitsurl)

kxrplunk:

Yesterday I saw a tweet that said “5SOS are the Green Day of our generation” and I had a good laugh. Green Day are the Green Day of our generation.

(via all-eyes-upon-me)

me: whats your opinion on tampons
little brother: they're little fuzzy sticks on strings
me: then you are ultimately more mature than most boys
little brother: why
me: for some reason tampons are gross and taboo just cuz they go in a vagina
little brother: well so does a penis and boys never stop talking about those
me:
little brother:
me: that is a fantastic point

fajitastic:

'do it for the vine'

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