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shubbabang:

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i dedicate this comic to the teacher who pulled me out of class in middle school to tell me my bra strap was showing and that i needed to get a jacket to cover it up so that i didnt distract the boys

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ma-ui:

My idea of heaven consists of all the things I would go to hell for

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theangelsfellfromtrenzalore:

snazziest:

Spoons are just little bowls on sticks

what have you done

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kawaiipeculier:

"girls are cute, women are beautiful"

BULLSHIT ALERT IM GONNA BE CUTE FOREVER KAWAII FROM THE WOMB TO THE TOMB

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This is how alcohol looks under the microscope:

psychedelic-psychiatrist:

A company called Bevshots has produced a series of shots of booze under the microscope at the Florida State University’s chemistry labs.

Molecules at 1000x Magnification

Champagne:

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Dry Martini:

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Margarita:

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Pina Colada:

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Sake:

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Scotch:

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Tequila:

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Vodka:

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alt-j:

i don’t have a problem with school like im perfectly content with doing work and learning for 6 hours a day but my disdain arises when homework is added like its honestly so stressful and I would be much happier if I could just goto school for six hours daily and then come home and actually have time to live my life without deadlines and assignments looming over me

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thedauntlesschild:

the-helpful-frog:

we need an emergency fake dash in case any of our relatives suddenly demand to see what we do on tumblr

like you log in with the password “parent alert” and it takes you to a dash that’s just the wisdom of confucius and new yorkers dissing olive garden

we should have that

Done.
Email: allfandomsmatter@gmail.com
Password: parentalert
Username: helpsomeonescoming
Use it well. Lets blast it so everyone can use it. Good luck.

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frankmorys:

two vampire friends lying on the floor getting drunk and describing eachother because they can’t use mirrors don’t even try to tell me that isn’t adorable

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butterflies-and-teeth:

the-vashta-nerada:

one time in college i had this guy friend and we were pretty close and i’d vent to him and maybe twice or so i’d be like “oh i’m having my time of the month it sucks” and eventually during certain times of the month he’d start texting me extra nice messages and that’s when i realized he memorized my period schedule

if this story doesn’t end in them getting married I don’t know why the world even exists.

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borinq:

If you’re not on your period right now just take a moment to appreciate it

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